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Over on business??
Topic Started: Feb 2 2006, 10:43 PM (1,240 Views)
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A German businessman was in London on a buiness trip, and after he finished the meetings, he wanted to have sex. So he goes to the red light district, and finds a woman. He askes how much it is for a session. £100, the woman replies. So he says ok, but only if you do it my way. So she thinks about it and agrees and they go back to his hotel room.
Once there, he pulls out of a bag four coil springs and a duck whistle, and asks that she put on the springs, one on each knee, and one on each arm, and put the duck whistle in her mouth. She thinks it's a bit wierd, but agrees.
So, off they go, bouncing round the room, the woman having the best sex of her life. Once they finish she says, that was amazing! You've got a great new position there, it was the best sex i've had! What do you call it?
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Thats the Four-Sprung-Duck-Technique :P :D :wacko:
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