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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 23 2006, 04:59 PM (807 Views) | |
| Wizz | Feb 23 2006, 04:59 PM Post #1 |
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>>In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but >>the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male >>animal is punishable by death. >> >>(Like THAT makes sense.) >> >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >> >>In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, >>but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the >>examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. >> >>(Do they look different reversed?) >> >>*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >> >>Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This >>also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be >>covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. >> >>(A brick??) >> >>*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >> >>The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. >> >>(Much worse than "going blind!") >> >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~* >> >>There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the >>countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the >>privilege of having sex for the first time . >> >>Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to >>marry. >> >>(Let's just think about this one for a minute; is there any job >>anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) >> >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >> >>In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her >>adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The >>husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any >>manner desired. >> >>(Ah! Justice!) >> >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >> >>Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in >>tropical fish stores. >> >>(But of course!) >> >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >> >>In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and >>the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to >>witness the act. >> >>(Makes one shudder at the thought.) >> >>*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~* >> >>In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a >>woman and her daughter at the same time. >> >>(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this >>law?) >> >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >> >>In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines >>with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending >>machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for >>consumption on the premises." >> >>(Is this a great country or what? Well . . . Not as great as Guam!) >> >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >> >>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. >> >>(Who volunteers for this stuff?) >> >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >> >>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for >>pleasure. >> >>(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) >> >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >> >>The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own >>weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. >> >>(From drinking little bottles of ... ?) >> >>(Did the Liberal government pay for this research?) >> >> >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >> >>Butterflies taste with their feet. >> >>(Ah, geez.) >> >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ >> >>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. >> >>(I know some people like that.) >> >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >> >>Starfish don't have brains. >> >>(I know some people like that, too.) >> >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >> >>And, the best for last... >> >> >>Turtles can breathe through their butts. >> >>(And you thought your spouse had bad breath in the morning!) 256 |
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