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Cowboy
Topic Started: Feb 24 2006, 09:12 PM (703 Views)
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An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.
As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

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another cowboy joke!

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Cowboy rides into a town bursting for a sh!t
He stops the sheriff and asks him where the nearest loo is
"ain't got no loos hear" replies the sheriff
"oh what do you do then?" replies the cowboy
"see that patch of trees up there" says the sheriff pointing
"yes" says the cowboy
"Thats where we go"
the cowboy races up to the trees
jumps off his horse
runs into the trees
there are two piles of sh!t 50 yards apart looking confused he shrugs his shoulders drops his pants and does his business feeling relived he stands up as he does so a man stops and says
"your a stranger hear ain't you"
"yep" replies the cowboy "how can you tell?"

"Thats the ladies" replies the man....

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