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25 ways to cope with stress....
Topic Started: Mar 17 2006, 07:48 PM (1,023 Views)
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1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose, and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.
2. Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa, and vice versa.
3. Turn the speaker for your stereo on its back, fill a takeaway tray with a layer of 100’s and 1000’s, and crank up the volume. Heyyyy, man, psychedelic!
4. When somebody says “Have a nice day” tell them you have other plans.
5. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
6. Dance naked in front of your pets.
7. Put your toddler’s clothes on back to front, and then send him to nursery as if nothing is wrong.
8. Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.
9. Tape photo’s of your boss to watermelons, and then launch them from high places.
10. Leaf through National geographic, and draw underwear on the natives.
11. Tattoo “Out to Lunch” on your forehead.
12. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
13. Buy a subscription to “Sleazoid Weekly” and send it to your boss’s wife.
14. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
15. Drive to work in reverse.
16. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
17. Tell your boss to “Blow it out your mule” and let him figure it out.
18. Sit naked on a shelled hard boiled egg.
19. Polish your car with earwax.
20. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
21. Start a nasty rumour, and see if you recognise it when it comes back.
22. Braid your nostril hairs.
23. Write a short story using alphabet soup.
24. Stare at people through the tines of a fork, and pretend they are in jail.
25. Make up a language and ask people for directions in it....


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