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TO ALL THE PARENTS OF GROWING KIDS
Topic Started: Apr 7 2006, 03:50 PM (526 Views)
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>>A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed
was
>>nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope,
>>propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With
the
>>worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, With
>>trembling hands.
>>
>>"Dear Dad, it is with great regret and sorrow that I'm Writing you.
I had
>>to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
with
>>Mom
>>and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, And she is so
nice,
>>but
>>I knew you would not approve of her, because of All her piercing's,
>>tattoos,
>>her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is So much older than I
am.
>>But it's not only the passion, Dad she's pregnant.
>>
>>Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the
woods,
>>and
>>has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
having
>>many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana
>>doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and
>>trading
>>it with the other people in the commune, For all the cocaine and
ecstasy
>>we
>>want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for
AIDS,
>>so Stacy can get better.! She sure doesn't deserve it!
>>
>>Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday,
>>I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
>>grandchildren.
>>
>>Love, your son,
>>John
>>
>>P.S. Dad, None of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
just
>>wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report
>>card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you!
>>
>>Call when it is safe for me to come home!

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