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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 7 2006, 03:50 PM (526 Views) | |
| Wizz | Apr 7 2006, 03:50 PM Post #1 |
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>>A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was >>nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, >>propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the >>worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, With >>trembling hands. >> >>"Dear Dad, it is with great regret and sorrow that I'm Writing you. I had >>to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with >>Mom >>and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, And she is so nice, >>but >>I knew you would not approve of her, because of All her piercing's, >>tattoos, >>her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is So much older than I am. >>But it's not only the passion, Dad she's pregnant. >> >>Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, >>and >>has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having >>many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana >>doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and >>trading >>it with the other people in the commune, For all the cocaine and ecstasy >>we >>want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, >>so Stacy can get better.! She sure doesn't deserve it! >> >>Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, >>I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your >>grandchildren. >> >>Love, your son, >>John >> >>P.S. Dad, None of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just >>wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report >>card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! >> >>Call when it is safe for me to come home!
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