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| How to maintain your level of insanity!!!! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 19 2006, 04:11 PM (564 Views) | |
| Wizz | May 19 2006, 04:11 PM Post #1 |
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Here's a few ways to ensure your FOOL status is maintained!! 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time People Ask You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Trash Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors" 7 Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9.. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go"...several times 12. Sing Along At The Opera 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,...... Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... ..this is where it tells you to forward it off to friends.I hate that at the end of jokes and forwards I read so I deleted it for you!! |
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