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NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH....
Topic Started: May 23 2006, 06:03 PM (559 Views)
Wizz
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>>A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in
>>an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores
>>them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one
>>of them say the following:
>> "Emma come first.
>> Den I come.
>> Den two asses come together.
>> I come once-a-more.
>> Two asses, they come together again.
>> I come again and pee twice.
>> Then I come one lasta time."
>>"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady
>>indignantly. "In this country . . we don't speak aloud in public
>>places about our sex lives
>>"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
>>"Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to
>>spell "Mississippi'."
>>
>>
>>
>> I'VE GOT $5.00 THAT SAYS YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN. :111
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