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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 2 2006, 12:39 PM (553 Views) | |
| Wizz | Jun 2 2006, 12:39 PM Post #1 |
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> >MORRIS AND HIS WIFE, ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR. > >EVERY YEAR, MORRIS WOULD SAY, "ESTHER, I'D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT >HELICOPTER." > >ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED, > >" I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS >50 >DOLLARS." > >A FEW YEARS LATER, ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR. > >MORRIS SAID, "ESTHER, I'M 85 YEARS OLD. IF I DON'T RIDE THAT HELICOPTER >NOW, >I MIGHT NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE." > >ESTHER REPLIED, "MORRIS, THAT HELICOPTER IS 50 DOLLARS AND $50 DOLLARS IS >50 >DOLLARS." > >THE PILOT OVERHEARD THE COUPLE. HE SAID, "FOLKS, I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. > >I'LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU FOR A RIDE. IF YOU CAN STAY QUIET FOR THE ENTIRE >RIDE AND NOT SAY A WORD, I WON'T CHARGE YOU! BUT IF YOU SAY ONE WORD, IT'S >50 >DOLLARS." > >MORRIS AND ESTHER AGREED --- AND UP THEY WENT. > >THE PILOT DID ALL KINDS OF FANCY MANEUVERS. BUT NOT A WORD WAS HEARD. HE >DID >HIS DAREDEVIL TRICKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, BUT STILL NOT A WORD. > >WHEN THEY LANDED, THE PILOT TURNED TO MORRIS. HE SAID, "BY GOLLY, I DID >EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET YOU TO YELL OUT, BUT YOU DIDN'T. I'M IMPRESSED!" > >MORRIS REPLIED, "WELL, I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING WHEN ESTHER FELL OUT, > >BUT 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS." |
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