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In the beginning....
Topic Started: Jun 26 2006, 08:59 PM (657 Views)
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In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy
matches, going to the beach and BBQ's . He created night for going
prawning, sleeping and BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.

On theSecond Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the
beach, and God saw that it was good.

On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide malt and yeast for beer :285 and wood for BBQs, and God saw that it was good.

On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops,
sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.

On the Fifth day God created a Bloke :qx - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach,
drink the beer :guis and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's, and God saw that it
was good.

On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed
someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the
barbie with. So God created Mates, :qx :soc :qx and God saw that they were good
Blokes, and God saw that it was good.

On the Seventh Day God looked> around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer :644 cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes.

He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God Saw that it was good ... well
.. almost good. He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.
So God created Sheilas - :xax to clean the house, to bear children, to wash, To cook and to clean the Barbie, and then God saw that it was not just good.
It was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome!
IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!!!! :333


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