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The value of drink
Topic Started: Jan 5 2007, 05:47 PM (507 Views)
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"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink


I feel shameThen I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams




. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out

of work and their dreams would be shattered.



Then I sayto myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their


dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy



WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell


happened to your bra and panties.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they


wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra



WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people



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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."


~ Henny Youngman



WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.


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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."


~ Stephen Wright



WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.


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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,


we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke



WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.


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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."


~ Benjamin Franklin



WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.


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"Without question, the greatest invention in the


history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry



WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.


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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!


~Dave Howell




WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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