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Fw: The photographer
Topic Started: Jan 5 2007, 05:55 PM (701 Views)
Wizz
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Hi Wizz,
Loved this one.....
Have a great day,
Cheers,

> > > > The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use
a
> > > > surrogate father to start their family.
> > > >
> > > > On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed
his
>wife
> > > > goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here
>soon."
> > > >
> > > > Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby
>photographer
> > > > happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
> > > >
> > > > "Good morning, Ma'am," he said, "I've come to...Oh, no need
to
> > > > explain..."
> > > > Mrs. Smith cut in, embarassed, "I've been expecting you."
> > > >
> > > > "Have your really?" said the photographer.
> > > >
> > > > "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my speciality?"
> > > >
> > > > "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in
and
> >have a seat."
> > > >
> > > > After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
> > > >
> > > > "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub,
one
on
> >the
> > > > couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the
living
> >room
> > > > floor is fun. You can really spread out there."
> > > >
> > > > "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for
>Harry
> >and me!"
> > > >
> > > > "Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time.
But
> >if
> > > > we try several different positions and I shoot from six or
seven
> >angles, I'm
> > > > sure you'll be pleased with the results."
> > > >
> > > > "My, that's a lot!" gasped Mrs. Smith.
> > > >
> > > > "Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd
love
>to
> >be in
> > > > and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed
with
> >that."
> > > >
> > > > "Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.
> > > >
> > > > The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a
portfolio
>of
> > > > his baby pictures.
> > > >
> > > > "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.
> > > >
> > > > "Oh my god!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
> > > >
> > > > "And these twins turned ouy exceptionally well - when you
consider
> > > > their mother was so difficult to work with."
> > > >
> > > > "She was difficult?" asked Mrs Smith.
> > > >
> > > > "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to
get
> >the job
> > > > done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to
get
>a
> >good look."
> > > >
> > > > "Four and five deep?" said Mrs Smith, her eyes wide with
>amazement.
> > > >
> > > > "Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three
hours
>too.
> > > > The mother was constantly squealing and yelling! I could
hardly
> >concentrate,
> > > > and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally,
>when
> >the
> > > > squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack
it
>all
> >in."
> > > >
> > > > Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed
on
> >your,
> > > > um...equipment?"
> > > >
> > > > "It's true, Ma'am, yes. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my
> >tripod and we
> > > > can get to work right away."
> > > >
> > > > "Tripod?"
> > > >
> > > > "Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on.
It's
> > > > much too big to be held in the hand very long."
> > > >
> > > > Mrs. Smith fainted.
> > >

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